The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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The power to turn wine into water

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X-ray vision which only allows you to see through clothes that are made of glass.

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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The power.

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the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

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To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

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The ability to control when a certain crow caws, but only of it was born in Bejing,China and raised in Ansterdam.

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the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

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The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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the ability to do absolutely nothing

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The power to erase anything written in pencil

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The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!