The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The power to not finish your....

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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the power to turn wine into water

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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the power to be phone

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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The power to resist trolling.

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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The Power of shitting by your mouth

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!