anything Aquaman does

the power to create Snyder films. xD

Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

The power to smile uncontrollably.

The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

The power to jump only one centimeter high.

The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.

the power to be powerless

The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

The power to eat soup with a fork

The power to move through light at the speed of time

The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

The power to shit purple butterflies.

The power to shapeshift into a worm.

The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!