The ability to get a headache when you do or say something stupid.

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The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

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the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

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The power to hatch from an egg

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the power to turn into a fish that is less then one mm small while only on land

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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The power to move the remote from the coffee table, where it is sitting 2 feet out of reach, into your hands

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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

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invinsibility to everything except for thing that hurt or kill you....

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The power to fly for as long as the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The power to attract flies and cockroaches

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The powert to look at people, only when you're alone.

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The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

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The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C

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The power to fart out of someone else's bum

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The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

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The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

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The power to light things on fire with a match

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The ability to read a doctor's handwriting

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The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

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The power to be invisible to eligible singles.

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The power to jizz mango chutney

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!