The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

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The power to suck deez nuts

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The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

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the power of make your leg invisible

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the power to be a complete troll

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The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!