the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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The power to shrink your penis.

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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The ability to transform animals into animé characters.

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

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The ability to get a degree in performing arts

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The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

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The power to be justin beiber

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The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

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the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!