The power to speak to mexicans in german

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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The power to know what Erika is!

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The power to sweat soup.

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the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to not hear thunder.

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the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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The power to be a walrus

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!