The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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The power to sleep

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The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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The power to lick your own back...

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The power to cheat death, but only when your alive...

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

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The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

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The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!