The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

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the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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The power to tell the future but no one believes you

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The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

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The power to fly into the sun.

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

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the power to make music for deaf people

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the power to smack the hair off someones head.

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

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the power that makes your ass turn into a shit machine gun, but you can only use it if its directed at your mouth.

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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The power to sexually attract whales

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the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

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the power to know what time is not

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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the power to see through glass

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!