The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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The power to fly when you are in a plane

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make your arm REALLY. fart power

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the power to masturbate just one time a day

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Ability to roundhouse kick midgets without laughing.

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the power to fly, only when in the cabin of an airplane

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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

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The power to think about useless power

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The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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The power to fart anytime i want to.

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the pwoer ot raed tihs wtirnig eilasy.

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the power to sense the next viewing of the hit musical 'CATS'

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The power to eat just one lays potato chip

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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

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The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

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The power to fly and superstrength as soon as you die.

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the power to read things completely wrong, ex. tastebuds=noseplugs

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The power to turn red blood cells red

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The power to defecate grass, but only in hot air balloons.

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The power of Superuselessnessman

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!