to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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The power to walk through walls but fall through floors

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The power to read Sarah Palin's mind

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The power to defecate grass, but only in hot air balloons.

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The power to hear the crying of babies when you are trying to fall asleep.

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ability to fly in a plane

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The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

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The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

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The ability to create one iron nail. The power can only be used at 12:45 P:M every five days, and will only work if the nail you created previously has been destroyed and/or broken down to a state in which it would be unusable as a typical nail.

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The power to poop standing up

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The power to tie your shoes...... while your on BOTH knees

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The power to flip people off with your middle toes.

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The power to levitate 1 inch off the ground for 5 seconds at a time.

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The power to initiate hiccoughing at will.

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The Power to beat a Mairo game

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

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The power to fall asleep before the end of a movie

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The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

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the power to time travel 1sec to the past every 1 day

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the power of breaking your heart after your girlfriend dumped on you

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The power to turn water into gastrointestinal fluids.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!