The power.

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

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the power to convert farts into burps.

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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The power of love

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

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the power to make elton john gay

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

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the ability to do absolutely nothing

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The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to die at will.

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The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

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The power to be a normal person

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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The power to fart flames

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!