The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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The power to time travel to the present.

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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the power to be phone

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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black people

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The power to resist trolling.

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!