The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

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The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

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The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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The power to be super jewish

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The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

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tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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The power to eat your own face.

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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50% invisibility while farting.

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to have the super power to do nothing

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!