The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

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the super power of being a housewife..

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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The power to get older every second

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the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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The power to psychically give politicians half baked excuses for failed and immoral decisions.

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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the power to run windows on a mac computer

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The power to speak in braille...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!