the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to die, but only when you're dead.

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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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The power to fly when you are in a plane

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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The power to time travel to the present.

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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power to be an alcohoic

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the power to turn wine into water

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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the power to be phone

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!