The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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The power to drain people's phone battery

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The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them.

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The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

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Facebook.

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The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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The power to win a gold medal in the special Olympics... you are perfectly healthy

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The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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The power to give yourself a BJ.

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The power to forget what you were going to say

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The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

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The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

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The ability to talk to dust mites.

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The ability to put on a belt without touching it, but only while completely naked.

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The power to get the bullet every time you play russian roulette

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The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

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The power to not have any power.

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The power to die in one second

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The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!