The power to blink slightly less often.

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The power.

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The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

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The power to breathe underwater, only when your not underwater.

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The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

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The power of love

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the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

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The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

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the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

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The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

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The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

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the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

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The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

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The power to eat your own face.

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

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To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

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The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

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The power to uncontrollably dance to disco music

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The ability to not be able to pronounce certain words, such as Idaho.

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the power to talk to your elbow

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The ability to "Right Click" Properties

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!