The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

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The ability to walk over ball pits.

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The ability to hear a tree falling in the woods when there is nobody there to hear it.

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The power to automatically register soda caps online, but only if it's Diet.

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The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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Apathy for the world. (Don't stop believing.)

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The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

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the power to be tall only if your Yao Ming

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The power to walk on roofs after huricaines.

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The power to turn pens into pencils, but not pencils into pens.

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The ability to not be able to pronounce certain words, such as Idaho.

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The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

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The power to poop kittens with mittens

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The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

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the ability to fly to Pluto holding ur breath

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The power to change delicious chocolate fudge into mud of the exact colour and texture.

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The power to grow boobs

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The power to die whenever you fall asleep

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The ability to talk to dust mites.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!