The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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the power to die at will

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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

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http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

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Whatever dark, twisted Satanic ritualistic superpower it took to give birth to you you FUCKlNG ugly retard loser queerfag! Nero the clit collector.

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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The power to lick your own back...

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The ability to breathe automatically

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to never end your .

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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The power to grow boobs

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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Have sex but not feel it

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The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

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The power to teleport through open doors

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the power to sleep during day

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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The power to watch womens basketball

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!