Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds

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The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast

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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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the ability to turn into random hats

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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black people

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the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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The Power to forget you ever had a power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!