The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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The power spite flower

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The ability to make your text green on google

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to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

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The power to make bones of your body disappear and make them reappear in the wrong place

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The power to clone yourself 1000`s of times times and fly really fast upwards for 10 minutes as soon as you die. (Your corpses landing everywhere)

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The Power to die at will

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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The power to make thing look blurry for your self

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!