The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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the ability to shit active helicopters >o

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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the ability to die without any control

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The power to kick ass when your names aoife.

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The power to be a mistborn but only if you're on Scadrial.

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the power to read and agree to the terms or service

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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The power to take control of cars that aren't moving.

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Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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the power to know black lives do NOT matter

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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The power to see through water

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!