The power to hate someone you don't even know

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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The power to describe the taste of water.

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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The power to have no powers!

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The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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The power to fuck everyone.

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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The power to die at will

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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The power to poop anytime you want to.(technically its an okay power cause when you need to poop you could poop in another time). so my friend thought of one and he said: The power to die anytime but you still get old and you get to be like a 200 hundred year old man/woman and have the capability of their age so basically just die when your 90.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!