the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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The power to have no powers!

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The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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the ability to uncontrollably disprove the existence of god but only in front of nuns.

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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The power to die at will

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!