The power to blink 1% faster than normal.

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

The power to see through water

the power to see through glass

The power to turn cancer into aids.

The power to send emails via pigeon

The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

The power to shit purple butterflies.

The power to hate someone you don't even know

The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

The power to describe the taste of water.

The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!