The power to hide in 'shit brix' pictures but not be black

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The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

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ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

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the power to know what time is not

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The power to think about pointless superpowers at any time.

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

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the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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The power to communicate with nearby aliens

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Q: What is 1+1? A: An equation.... Duh...

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The power to do your homework.

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The power to fly but only if you standing on the ground

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the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

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The power of eating but only when you're dead

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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The power to turn load noises into cake

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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The power to see through windows!

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The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

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The power to fly into the sun.

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The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

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The power to slip on anything.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!