- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to understand irony.

The Power To Poop on Command.

The power to be born.

The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

the ability to fly under water unless your wet

the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

The power to vote in a communist state.

The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

The power to change the colour of your right index finger

The power to speak Braille.

the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

the power die if you think.

The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

Pointless Super Powers