The power to swim on land

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Facebook.

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The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

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The power to telekinetically pull sharp objects towards you at incredible speeds.

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The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

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the power to see with your eyes open

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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The ability to be 16 and sing like a woman and only have 10 year old girls like you

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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the power to make music for deaf people

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

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The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

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The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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the power to see through glass

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The Power to die at will

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the power to smack the hair off someones head.

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power to orgasm over long distances

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The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

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The power to fly but only if you standing on the ground

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the power to die....

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The power to cause cash to spontaneously combust upon touch.

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!