the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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The power to not have a power.

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to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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The power of the detachable little toe!

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

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The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

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The power to make you teeth yellower

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The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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The power to see through windows

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The power to come second in any race

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The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!