The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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The power to do your homework.

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The power to write in invisible ink

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The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

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the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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The power to see through windows!

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The power to fly into the sun.

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The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

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The power to communicate with earthworms.

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The power to uncontrollably go blind

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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THe power to be able to walk through unlocked doors.

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the ability to troll the internet but never get a response

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The power to see through air.

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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The power to realize that at least half of the top ten "powers" are yours, and you don't know if you are proud or ashamed of having so little to do... On the bright side, you don't sign them like some other douches...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!