the power to talk backwards

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the ability to do absolutely nothing

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the power to control nothing

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The power to erase anything written in pencil

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The power to be super jewish

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tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

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The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

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The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

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Power to see through clothes... only to see more clothes

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The power to summon a lamp... Once.

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The power to turn your head 360 degrees

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Poop

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The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

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the power to talk to your elbow

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The power to hurt the people you love

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to uncontrollably poop, pee, barf, & sneeze at the same time, indefinitely (can't pause power once started).

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!