The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.

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thee power to not eat but still starve

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The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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The power to know what Erika is!

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The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

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the ability to see into the past

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the power to turn wine into water

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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Being Aquaman

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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Night vision that only works during the day

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The power to vomit whenever you want to.

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The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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The power to die at will.

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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the power to feel extreme pain

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!