The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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The power to speak in braille...

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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The power to speak Braille.

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the power to send future you crazy

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The ability to survive without an apendix.

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick

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The power to be a virgin forever.

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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The power to fart flames

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!