The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

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The power to see what a person is wearing.

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Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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the power to immediately become gay after beginning to feel attracted to a member of the opposite sex & then once you are attracted to a member of the same sex you become straight.

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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the power to see through glass

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The power to think.

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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THe power to be able to walk through unlocked doors.

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

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The power to do your homework.

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The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.

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the power to create a meme

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!