The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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The power to turn into paper

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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The power to pee from your eyes

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.

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Guys, it's over.

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The power to make pointless super powers

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The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

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The power to read

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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The power of throwing back grenades

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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The ability to constantly touch yourself.

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The power to speak in Braille

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!