The power to make something useless after its already useless.

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The power to grow boobs

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The power to be allergic to cat hair.

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The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.

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the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

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To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

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The ability to create ducks at will. - Amador Diaz

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The power to be a walrus

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The power of immortality while suicidal.

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the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

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The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

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THE POWER TO FUCK ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SUCK

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

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The power to create cavities in your teeth.

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The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

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The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

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The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

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The power to live until you die.

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The power to turn gold into stones.

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The power to remember long sequences of numbers. But only the even ones.

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The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!