The power to throw up and have it go back into your mouth

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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the super power of being a housewife..

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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The power to fart flames

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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the power to bleed to death from a paper cut.

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The power of never finishing what you sta

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the power to see through glass

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The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades

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being able to make the blind see again at the cost of their life.

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The power to see through water

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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Black power

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

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black people

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The power to understand irony.

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!