The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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The power to read

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being able to turn lead into dolphins.

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The power to be illiterate when you open a book.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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Balls.

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i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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the power to make plants grow slightly faster

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The ability to transform animals into animé characters.

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The power to switch gender identity

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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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The power to pee from your eyes

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The power to shoot flames from your hands, only its not really warm.

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!