The power to light things on fire with a match

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The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

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the ability to be invisible when nobodies looking at you

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The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

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The power of throwing back grenades

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The power to fly at the speed of sound, but only at ground level with your eyes closed.

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The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

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The power to talk like a leb when you get angry at your mum

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The power to change to justin biber

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the power to eat your computer mouse while its on this site

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The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

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The power to communicate with nearby aliens

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The power to be invisible to eligible singles.

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The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

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The power to realize that at least half of the top ten "powers" are yours, and you don't know if you are proud or ashamed of having so little to do... On the bright side, you don't sign them like some other douches...

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The power to hide in 'shit brix' pictures but not be black

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The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

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The power to...lick you're nose

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The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

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The power to simply walk into mordor

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Batman

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The ability to instantle tangle your hair.

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The power to diffuse bombs when no bombs are present

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The power to attract flies and cockroaches

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!