the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

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The power to be happy whenever you want, but only at funerals

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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The power to be socially impenetrive.

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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The power to see the present.

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The power to troll everyone... only to realise you were trolled by a liar fairy

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The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

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The ability to be a successful troll.

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.

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The power to fuck everyone.

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The power to make pointless super powers

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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The power to poop anytime you want to.(technically its an okay power cause when you need to poop you could poop in another time). so my friend thought of one and he said: The power to die anytime but you still get old and you get to be like a 200 hundred year old man/woman and have the capability of their age so basically just die when your 90.

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The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!