The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.

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The power to make pointless super powers

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The power to poop kittens with mittens

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The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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The power of throwing back grenades

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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The power to speak in Braille

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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50% invisibility while farting.

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The power to be justin beiber

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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The characteristic that every competition in which you prefer one competitor over the other ends in a tie. So you never lose, but you never win either.

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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!