to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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the power to die at will

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the ability to levitate your keft side of your body

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The power to have no power.

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The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

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The Power to forget you ever had a power.

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

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power to be an alcohoic

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The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

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The power to transform into a bronie

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Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

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The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

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The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

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The power to speak in braille...

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The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

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The power to think of a funny power

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The power to never end your .

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!