The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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The ability to constantly touch yourself.

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

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The power to breath fire even though you are not fireproof.

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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The ability to travel back in time, but always five minutes after you can be of any use to anyone.

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The power to turn into paper

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The power to talk in sign language.

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The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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The power to troll everyone... only to realise you were trolled by a liar fairy

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!