The power to make thing look blurry for your self

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The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

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The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

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The power to move the remote from the coffee table, where it is sitting 2 feet out of reach, into your hands

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the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

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The power to see through glass

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the power to fly twice every 22 years for 6 seconds in you room with the door closed

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The power to identify enemies by the color of their skin.

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The power to read the TV

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Uber Sensitive man, in terms of touch and emotion.

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The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

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the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

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The power to understand irony.

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the ability to uncontrollably disprove the existence of god but only in front of nuns.

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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the power to poo every time someone asks you out

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The power to create all the powers on this site

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The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

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the power to cheat your right hand with your left hand

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The power to be your self

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The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

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The power to change your mind

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The power to orgasm every five.. UGGHOOOAAHAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The ability to cure anyone of AIDS for 37 seconds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!