The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

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The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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The power to be able to not smell fart

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The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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the power to read and agree to the terms or service

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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the power die if you think.

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!