The ability to put on a belt without touching it, but only while completely naked.

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the power to create the most pointless superpower

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The power to fly....underwater

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The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

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The ability to clap your hands in Spanish

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the power to sense the next viewing of the hit musical 'CATS'

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The power to move any object, but you're blind

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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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the power to read things completely wrong, ex. tastebuds=noseplugs

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the power to speak in Braille.

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the power to break down public transport on hot days

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Ability to roundhouse kick midgets without laughing.

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The power to walk on roofs after huricaines.

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the power to buy a size 11 shoe but needing a 15

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the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

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The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

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The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

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the ability to spell wrong

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The ability to have a large staple embedded in your face.

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the ability to invent in the speed of light good useless super powers ideas.

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The power to erase large amounts of time from memory when drinking alcohol.

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The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!