The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

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The power to get older every second

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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the ability to turn into random hats

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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The Power to forget you ever had a power.

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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The power to speak Braille.

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the power to send future you crazy

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!