The power to flip people off with your middle toes.

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The power to be Caleb Fox.

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The power to turn the inside of your mouth into solid brass so you can safely eat Cap'n Crunch

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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The power to poop standing up

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The power to think about useless power

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The power to call gkraatz gay

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the power to think up AWSOME funny pointless powers but never have the guts to put them on Pointless Superpowers

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the power to eat as many brownies as you like without getting sick, but to be allergic to chocolate.

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The ability to set you hand on fire when your underwater

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The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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the pwoer ot raed tihs wtirnig eilasy.

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The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

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The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

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The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

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the power to make to much coffee

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the power to jizz on cue

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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the power to be allergic to every thing

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The power to turn gold into lead.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!