Poop

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the power to make glass clear

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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the power to become incredibly stupid, but only during a math test.

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The abliity to fall asleep while

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the ability to invent in the speed of light good useless super powers ideas.

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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the ability to command watermelons

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the power to shit yourself when kissing someone.

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The power to see in the dark. But only if you shut your eyes.

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The power to transform into any scented candle. Your sidekick has the power to light you with his mind, but you don't let him because it hurts to be on fire.

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The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

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The power to mentally control tapeworms.

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

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The power to move an object 0.01mm away from you.

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the ability to DESTROY EVERYTHING!!!!!!

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the power to buy a size 11 shoe but needing a 15

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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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the power to shit shards of glass

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the power to be allergic to every thing

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The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!