Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The power to turn any traffic light and crosswalk sign from red to green but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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The power to eat air with your lungs

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The power to be a human

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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The power to give yourself cancer

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The power to live until you die.

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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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Dejavu

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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The power to die at will.

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

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the ability to Sh!t while running at full speed

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The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!