The power to know what something looks like, bu only if you have seen it before

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The power to float without gravity.

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The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

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The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.

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Guys, it's over.

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The power to eat air with your lungs

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Power to give birth through your penis.

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the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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The ability to instantle tangle your hair.

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The power to come up with fantastic comebacks, at the person's funeral.

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The power to hear yourself on recording and not think you sound weird

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The power to laugh in the face of danger except for that time you walked face first into a glass door.

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the power to actually make clowns funny...

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The power to be able to make your least favorite food or drink, but you cannot eat it and it only technically exists if you don't look at it.

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The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

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The power to do math when your trying to answer a question in english lessons

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the ability to be invisible when nobodies looking at you

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The power to troll the Internet.

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the power to be a complete troll

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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The power to wink really fast.

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The power ro make a spring onion apperar out of thin air

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The power to understand myspace

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The ability to create ducks at will. - Amador Diaz

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!