The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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the power to die on command

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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the power to have a power.

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The power of not knowing the future

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The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

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The ability to shrink your penis

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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The power to live until you die.

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

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The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

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The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!