The power to die

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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The power to be happy whenever you want, but only at funerals

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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Black power

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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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The power to be allergic to cat hair.

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

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the power die if you think.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!