The power to move infinitely fast up spiral staircases, but the inability to go down them.

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THe power to be able to walk through unlocked doors.

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The ability to run quickly, but you cannot walk.

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NMR Vision

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The power of Superuselessnessman

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the ability to command watermelons

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The ability to fold paper 12 times

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The power to fly when you are in a plane

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the power to make your voice sound like a two year old little girl's.

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The power to turn red blood cells red

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The power to return to life but only after being ritually buried 6ft underground

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The power to eat just one lays potato chip

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The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

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the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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The power to change the colour of your appendix

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The power to make something useless after its already useless.

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The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

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The power to move an object 0.01mm away from you.

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The power to flip people off with your middle toes.

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The power to be Caleb Fox.

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The power to turn the inside of your mouth into solid brass so you can safely eat Cap'n Crunch

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The power to transform into any scented candle. Your sidekick has the power to light you with his mind, but you don't let him because it hurts to be on fire.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!