The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

the power to end sentences with prepositions.

The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

the power to have no one read this post

The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

The power to attract bullets

the power to bi ugly

The power to die using your willpower.

the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

The power to see in to the future of one second

the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

Have sex but not feel it

The power of your girlfriend's will

the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

The power to give vegetables immortality.

The ability to have glow stick bones (glow when broken)

the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!