The ability to breathe automatically

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to never end your .

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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The power to grow boobs

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The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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Have sex but not feel it

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The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

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The power to teleport through open doors

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the power to sleep during day

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The power to watch womens basketball

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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The power to jump super high, without landing ok.

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The Power to die at will

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the power to say candlejack and li

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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The power to liquify yourself.

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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the ability turn off your super ability.....

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!