The power of having the highest rated comment

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the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

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the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

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The power to destroy any electronic device seconds after touching itoesajfaokpnhgåpesajfjåaeafjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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the ability to throw a midget further than any mortal man

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The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

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The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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The power to look into cheese.

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th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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The power to control which nut your sperm comes from.

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The power to transform you in something randomly

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The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

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The power to make me a sandwich without first being instructed.

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The power to get a boner any time you want

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The power to eat anything in a minute.

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The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

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the ability to "speak in tongues"...

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the power to die if you think

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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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done something sexual with some type of food?

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The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

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the power to be tall only if your Yao Ming

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!